How cold is it outside?

It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!