How cold is it outside?

It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt chocolate.

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!