How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

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How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it!

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

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How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them.

How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....

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What's the most dangerous place in Washington D.C.?

Between a politician and a news camera.

Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.