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How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.

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What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

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How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

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What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.