How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.

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How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They have a machine that does that now.

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

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How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

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What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.