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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

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How many PMSing women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six. Why? It just does! OKAY!

Why does beer go faster through you than milk?

Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.

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How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.