How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.

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How many people with no humor does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

Third as many as for a regular bulb.

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What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.