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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

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How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

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How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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What did the politicians say after taking a huge bong hit?

What's Allepo

What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

Logic