What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

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Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies?

Your grandma.

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What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

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Doug

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Robbery with violets!

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The purr-rimiter.

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The pizza can feed a family of 4.

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Why was the drummer sad about his boring instruments?

Because he had the doldrums.

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.