What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

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Where do all the funny people hang out at a party?

In the punch line

Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

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What do you call a guy with a shovel?

Doug

Why is Max always late?

Hey guys be here at 8:15 pm, max 8:30"

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What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.

What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.