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What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

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What's the difference between your job and your wife?

Nobody does your job for you when you're out

What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

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What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

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What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.