What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

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What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

The people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

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What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.