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What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

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What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.