What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

Previous Random Joke Next

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

What is the most popular vehicle in South America?

They drive alpacars.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of oranges do you take on a boat?

Naval oranges. I'msosorry.

What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!