What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

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What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

Why planes are faster than car and buses?

Because they are almost never **tired**.

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What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

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What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?

Cashews.

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

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Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

What do you call a stingy crab?

Shellfish.