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What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

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What do you call a group of cars?

A clutch!

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

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Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

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What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

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What does Sean Connery call a greedy oyster?

Shellfish.

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!