What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

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Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

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How can you drive so recklessly?

Driver: I have to this is a getaway car.

What's the hardest part of golf for asians?

Driving

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What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use?

Cirque d'Olay

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

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Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!