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What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

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What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

Moo-tilated.

When driving through fog what should you use?

Your car.

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Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

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What kind of dog is a person's best friend?

A palmatian!

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

A herring aid!

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What do you call a stingy crab?

Shellfish.

Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.