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What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

What kind of memes do Germans like?

Danke memes

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish.

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.