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What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

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How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

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Who drives away all of his customers?

A taxicab driver.

What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

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What kind of juice do you get from sick lemons?

LemonAIDS

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

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What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!