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What's the worst part about being a beaver?

It's a lot of dam work.

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Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

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Why was the ghost sad?

A lot of different reasons.

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

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What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up