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What's the worst part about being a beaver?

It's a lot of dam work.

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What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

Because they've got a lot on their mind.

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What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.