What's the worst part about being a beaver?

It's a lot of dam work.

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What's the worst part about being a beaver?

It's a lot of dam work.

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

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What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?

A lot of crackling on the line!

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.