What's the worst part about being a beaver?

It's a lot of dam work.

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Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

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What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

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Why are these Facebook status updates so much more interesting than usual?

Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.