Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

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What would you call Hispanics if everyone in the world were completely equal?

Equatinos

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An ambulance

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Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)

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What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

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Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

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I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!

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What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

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Why did I wear no jeans today?

My supply was short.

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I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

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What do you call a chinese poker face?

A mahjong face

How do you tell apart a Chinese from a Japanese?

With a Geiger Counter.

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Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

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What's black white and read all over?

A newspaper.

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

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Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

What do Germans and acetone have in common?

They are both good at removing the Polish!