What's black white and read all over?

A newspaper.

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What do mathematicians read for fun?

Conics

Why did reddit's admins go back to school?

Because they can't spell "read it".

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What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"