What's black white and read all over?

A newspaper.

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What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

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What's black white and read all over?

A newspaper.

Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times