The newspaper.
ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.
The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"
Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted
