What's black and white and read all over?

The newspaper.

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What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back?

If you're reading this it's too late.

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

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How the fight started Wife: Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me: How about a newspaper. Wife: OK, which one Me: Today's.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.