What's black white and read all over?

A newspaper.

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How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

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What's black white and read all over?

A newspaper.

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.