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What's black white and read all over?

A newspaper.

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What reads and lives in an apple?

A bookworm!

Why are higher quality CD/DVD players white?

Because they read.

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How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.