Which ant is the biggest?

Elephant

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?

An elephant with hiccups!

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What do you call an ant who skips school?

A truant!

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)