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What do you call an ant who skips school?

A truant!

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Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

How did the Endorian get to school every day?

Ewok'd.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why can't ants get sick?

Because they have little anty-bodies.

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.