What do you call an ant who skips school?

A truant!

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What's the smartest dinosaur?

Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

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What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

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Why doesn't the ant ever get sick?

He has lots of antibodies.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.