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What do you call an ant who skips school?

A truant!

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Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!!

School Jokes More School Jokes

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

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Why do ants rarely, if ever, get sick?

Because of their tiny little anty bodies.

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.