Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

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How do you cure a headache?

Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

What does my girlfriend and Windows 8 have in common?

They are both 8........

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How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

Why is Yoda afraid of 7?

Because 9, 7 8.

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How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?

The hypocrite's the one that exists.

What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

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Why did the number 6 cry?

Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."