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2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules?

2 na

What do you call 2 chainz on steroids?

2-Gainz

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men?

He thought they had delivery service.

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

Why was the tumblrina mad at the gamer?

He was pushing the right trigger.

Limit Jokes More Limit Jokes

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.