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What happens when I die?

Idk...

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What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

It loses its cool.

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

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Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

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What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

What does a rotting corpse say?

Idk