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What happens when I die?

Idk...

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

How many Republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

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What do bees and celebrities have in common?

They're both dying at an alarming rate.

What do you do when a timeline dies?

Barry it.

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What did the radioactive sample say to the other radioactive sample?

IDK.

How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING