What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

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What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

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What did one pile of burning wood say to the other?

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

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How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!