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What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

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Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What do you call a pile of frog dung?

Toad stools

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What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell