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What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

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What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.

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What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.