What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

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Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

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What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall?

Ulta Magnus!

What does Optimus Prime say on 4-20?

Autobots, roll up!

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Where does Optimus Prime go for cosmetic repairs?

To the autobotty shop!

What did Optimus Prime say to Arcee?

Have you ever blown a Transformer?