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Optimus Prime Jokes

What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What does Optimus Prime say on 4-20?

Autobots, roll up!

What did Optimus Prime say to Arcee?

Have you ever blown a Transformer?

How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism

Where does Optimus Prime go for cosmetic repairs?

To the autobotty shop!

When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

What's the square root of Optimus Prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.