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What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

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Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation?

To Palm Beach.

Cs Jokes More Cs Jokes

Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.

Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.