What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

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What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

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When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

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Where does Neckwear go on vacation?

Thailand.

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

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What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.