What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

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Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

What kind of money do polar bears use?

Ice!

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.