What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

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What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

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How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

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Why do actors like snooker halls?

Because that's where they get their best cues.

Who's there! Actor! Actor who?

Actor you my dear Alphonse!

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What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.