What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

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What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

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Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

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What actor do horses like the most?

Matthew McConaug-hay

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

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What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.