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What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

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Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

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I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

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What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.