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What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

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Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

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How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

What kind of cats lay around the house?

Car-pets!

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What do you call a river that's an actor?

Russell Flow

What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

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What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.