What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

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Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

Why don't black people pay rent?

Because jail is free.

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Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

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Why do Asian people never seem to age?

I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

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What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.