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What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!

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Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

How do you milk sheep?

With iPhone accessories.

Sheepdog Jokes More Sheepdog Jokes

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?

Melon-collie!

Fake Jokes More Fake Jokes

What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba?

You'll know if she was faking it.

What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom?

A fake name