What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!

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What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

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What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

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What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles!

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What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!