What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!

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What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

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What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles!

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here

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What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!

What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries?

Fibbinouchie.