What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!

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Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?

An encownter group.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How do you milk a sheep?

With iPhone periph**e**rals.

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

HaRAMbe

Sheepdog Jokes More Sheepdog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles!

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower!

Fake Jokes More Fake Jokes

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!

What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom?

A fake name