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What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!

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What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...

Sheepdog Jokes More Sheepdog Jokes

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?

Melon-collie!

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower!

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What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries?

Fibbinouchie.

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.