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What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!

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What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!

What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd?

You herd.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did the sheep say to the farmers crop?

This is baaaad.

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

Sheepdog Jokes More Sheepdog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles!

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower!

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What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba?

You'll know if she was faking it.