What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!

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What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower!

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!

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What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.