What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

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What's the difference between me and my new couch?

The couch pulls out...

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

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What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match?

Preparation H

How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?

Raw

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What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

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Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

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What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries?

Fibbinouchie.

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How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?

Raw

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.