What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

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What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

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What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?

Raw

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What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries?

Fibbinouchie.

What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba?

You'll know if she was faking it.

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Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

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What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries?

Fibbinouchie.

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

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What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?

Raw