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What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

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What is the difference between medium and rare?

6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match?

Preparation H

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

One is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

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What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba?

You'll know if she was faking it.

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

Soccer Player Jokes More Soccer Player Jokes

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?

Mossack Fonseca.

Injury Jokes More Injury Jokes

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries?

Fibbinouchie.

Wwe Wrestler Jokes More Wwe Wrestler Jokes

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?

Raw