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What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

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What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

What's the difference between Barbara Walters and Oprah?

Oprahs Black

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What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match?

Preparation H

What do you call a WWE referee who is also a Jedi Master?

Mikey Yoda.

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What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom?

A fake name

What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba?

You'll know if she was faking it.

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What STD did the US Soccer player get during the 2014 World Cup?

Ghana-RIO!

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

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What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries?

Fibbinouchie.

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

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How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?

Raw

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.