What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney Movies still touch kids

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.. ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

One is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?

Raw

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What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries?

Fibbinouchie.

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

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What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?

Mossack Fonseca.

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What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries?

Fibbinouchie.

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

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How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?

Raw

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.