Sheepdog Jokes

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles!

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower!

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?

Melon-collie!