What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

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How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

What's a stoners favorite word?

Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids?

Jose and Hose-B

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Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

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What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.