What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

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What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?

The Olympigs!

How are Asians and Smart Cars similar?

They are yellow can they only hold small packages

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How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

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How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.

What do you call two couches that are in love with each other?

Homosectionals.

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What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second