What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator?

From Stephen King - The Cell)

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What do you call it when a criminal goes down an elevator?

A con descending.

What do you call an elevator full of white people?

A box of crackers.

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What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

What is most commonly found in cells?

Apparently "black people" was not the right answer

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What's the difference between OJ Simpson and Stephen King?

OJ's truth is stranger than King's fiction.

What do you call Kim Jong-un reading a Stephen King novel?

Fearless Reader