What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

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Mascarpone!

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What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

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What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

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An exhorsist!

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What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.