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How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

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Why can't you feel photons?

Because they are light.

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

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Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

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Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor