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How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

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What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters?

They both downed spirits.

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

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Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!