How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

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How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt.

Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock

Spirit Jokes More Spirit Jokes

What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters?

They both downed spirits.

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

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What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.