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How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

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What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

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What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

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Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.