How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

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How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

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Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

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How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!