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How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

Spirit Jokes More Spirit Jokes

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.