How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

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What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

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What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

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Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months