Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

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Why couldnt you trust Castros wife?

Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

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Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room?

He had his reservations.

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

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What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

What do vegetables say when they go to party's?

TURNUP!

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What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd

What is it called when there is bread all over the place?

An abundance