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Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

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What do redditors and litterers have in common?

I'm just gonna leave this here.

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

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How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

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Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

How does the universe throw a party?

They planet.

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Why was christopher never in the same place?

Because he's always Walken

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.