Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the cookie cry?

It was feeling crumby.

What does heroin make you feel like?

More heroin.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup?

With 26 characters he met at a party.

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place