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Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

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Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

Why was the electoral map feeling down?

It wasn't, it was feeling blue.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.