Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

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What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

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How do calculus students feel about undefined slopes in Cartesian planes?

Indifferential.

Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

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Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

How does a solar system have a party?

They planet

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What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it