Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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What's the best thing about Portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till Monday!

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Fo' Drizzle

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The umbrella can be shut up.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!