Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

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Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

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Why do black people like the rain?

For drizzle.

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle