The white guy might actually be guilty. (Stolen from a comment by)
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Because you know they did it.
One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
They combined for 16 paws.
Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
Ba dum
You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.
Your mom can't take a joke.
Because prison showers aren't very good...
Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.
You call him "sir".
A couch can support a family
You know he's guilty.
Intimidating others.
Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post.
Because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.
