What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

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What does a math mermaid wear?

An algeabra....

What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

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Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.. ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.