What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner?

A Kong - vict!

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What do you get when you cross an aged marsupial with a con game?

The old switcheroo.

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

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Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They're willing to work peanuts!

When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

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What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.

What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.