What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner?

A Kong - vict!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

A half decent person.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

Prisoner Jokes More Prisoner Jokes

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?

A Cellfie.