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What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner?

A Kong - vict!

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What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

To the other side.

What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus?

A. FireWeb.... of course!

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!

What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign 'Clean Washroom'?

He cleaned it!

Prisoner Jokes More Prisoner Jokes

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner?

A Kong - vict!