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What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner?

A Kong - vict!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

What do you call a gorilla in water?

Harambait.

Prisoner Jokes More Prisoner Jokes

What's the most unfortunate name a prisoner can have?

Neil.

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!