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What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner?

A Kong - vict!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the Empire State building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

Prisoner Jokes More Prisoner Jokes

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner?

A Kong - vict!

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.