What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner?

A Kong - vict!

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What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone?

A fangster.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a gorilla with a harpsichord?

A silverbach.

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Prisoner Jokes More Prisoner Jokes

Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!