What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner?

A Kong - vict!

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Why didn't the girl cross the street?

She didn't have the balls

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

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Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

What do you get when you cross an Italian with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla.

Prisoner Jokes More Prisoner Jokes

What do you call a prisoner who's psychic,has dwarfism and escaped the prison?

A small medium at large!

What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul