Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

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What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

Why did two owls get arrested for the same crime?

They were in ca.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?

Antteneye!

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"