He held up a pair of pants.
My Zipper.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
He held up a pair of pants!
When he's got ants in his pants!
Cargo pants
So they can bring two canopies.
In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
Because the thread has been locked by a moderator
With a "Cry-key!"