Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

Where do I put my pants?

He said, "Over there by mine."

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?

Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

What do you call a lock with low self-confidence?

Insecure.