Why was the belt thrown in jail?

He held up a pair of pants.

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Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

Who just threw that?

Boy: "Me. I'm going home now."

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Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.