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Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

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Why did the Asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

Why was Ke$ha arrested?

TiK ToK On The Clock

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

What would you call two bananas?

A pair of slippers.