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Why was the belt thrown in jail?

He held up a pair of pants.

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What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

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What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds!

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.