Gap Jokes

What did Terry-Thomas say before giving oral?

I say, Mind the gap

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What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?

A gap in coverage.

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Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What did the disappointed smoker get for Christmas?

Clothes but no cigar...

What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with?

Downy.

Coverage Jokes More Coverage Jokes

Why did the stripper need more insurance?

She had little to no coverage.

What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?

A gap in coverage.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

How do you spell Canada?

C-Eh?-N-Eh?-D-Eh?

Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

Belief Jokes More Belief Jokes

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

What do you call the belief that one kind of shoe is better than another?

Shoepremacy.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why can't you believe what an atom tells you?

Because they make up everything!

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

Feminism Jokes More Feminism Jokes

When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

Why can't women explain feminism to men?

Because they need a man to do it for them