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Gap Jokes

What did Terry-Thomas say before giving oral?

I say, Mind the gap

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?

A gap in coverage.

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Coverage Jokes More Coverage Jokes

What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?

A gap in coverage.

Why did the stripper need more insurance?

She had little to no coverage.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pig tail!

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

What do clouds wear under their clothes?

Thunderware.

Myth Jokes More Myth Jokes

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

What do you call a myth from the middle east?

A turban legend

Bald Spot Jokes More Bald Spot Jokes

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?

A gap in coverage.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.