Gap Jokes

What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?

A gap in coverage.

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Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What is the tallest building in the world?

The library, it’s got the most stories!

What's the tallest building?

A library, because it has so many stories.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

Feminism Jokes More Feminism Jokes

Action Jokes More Action Jokes

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between astronomy & astrology?

Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points.

What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move?

Islam Dunk

What do you call Mr. LaBeouf when he converts to Islam?

Shi'a LaBeouf

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater