Gap Jokes

What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?

A gap in coverage.

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Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

Why can't Pirates spell the alfhabet?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRgh

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

Belief Jokes More Belief Jokes

What do you call the belief that one kind of shoe is better than another?

Shoepremacy.

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What do clouds wear under their clothes?

Thunderware.

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon!

Feminism Jokes More Feminism Jokes

How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.

When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.