Belief Jokes

What do you call the belief that one kind of shoe is better than another?

Shoepremacy.

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What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and Windows 10?

Paul Walker only crashed once.

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr

Action Jokes More Action Jokes

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call a night watchman with deep-set self-esteem issues?

An insecurity guard

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!

Atheism Jokes More Atheism Jokes

What even is Atheism?

A non-prophet organization.

How can we know atheism exists?

Where's the evidence

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

What's the opposite of "lily white"?

A racist term of some sort.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash