Belief Jokes

What do you call the belief that one kind of shoe is better than another?

Shoepremacy.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

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Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

Action Jokes More Action Jokes

Why don't baseball players get much action?

Because they have foul balls.

Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

Because they are set in the future.

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

What do you call Mr. LaBeouf when he converts to Islam?

Shi'a LaBeouf

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

Atheism Jokes More Atheism Jokes

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

What even is Atheism?

A non-prophet organization.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Why do Retirees smile all the time?

Because they can't hear a word you're saying!

What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What do you call the belief that one kind of shoe is better than another?

Shoepremacy.

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.