A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.
He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.
Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.
ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
The bombshell!
So she could say Hello from the outside.
Because it was a little chicken on the inside.
Coconut