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What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Who's there! Apple! Apple who?

Apple the door myself!

How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.