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What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

What do Oranges and Apples have in common?

They're both orange except for the Apple.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.