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What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

What side of the dog has the most fur?

The Outside.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside?

A Navel Destroyer.

Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue.