What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

To a Bananas foster home.

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

Why was the frog down in the mouth?

He was un hoppy!

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

How many hairs are in a dog's tail?

None. They are all on the outside.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

What's on the inside of a clean nose?

Fingerprints.