What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What side of a monster has more hair?

The outside!

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue.

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.