What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

What if sharks hug with their mouths?

Just sayin.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside?

A Navel Destroyer.

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.