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Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

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How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

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How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?

They both have rings!

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

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What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).