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Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

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What English King invented the fireplace?

Alfred the grate!

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

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What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.

What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another?

A parson to parson call!

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What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).