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Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

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What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

What was a more important invention than the first telephone?

The second one.

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What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).