What was the Preacher turned Drill Seargent's favorite command?

Present Alms!

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How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

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What was the Preacher turned Drill Seargent's favorite command?

Present Alms!

What was Cher doing before she was born?

She was a preacher.