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What was the Preacher turned Drill Seargent's favorite command?

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What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.

How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

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What do you call a preacher with an erection?

A firm believer

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away