What was the Preacher turned Drill Seargent's favorite command?

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What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

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Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

What was Cher doing before she was born?

She was a preacher.