What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau?

A wedding ring!

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What do you get when you cross a chief with a black belt?

Kung Food!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

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What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau?

A wedding ring!

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

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How did the telephones get married?

In a double ring ceremony!

What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!