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What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau?

A wedding ring!

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Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?

To see the chicken strip!!!

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

Wedding Ring Jokes More Wedding Ring Jokes

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau?

A wedding ring!

What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!