What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau?

A wedding ring!

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Why did Adele crossed the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

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Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau?

A wedding ring!

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What did the answering machine say to the telephone?

Take my word for it.

Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings