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What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau?

A wedding ring!

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What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a Pikachu across the street.

Wedding Ring Jokes More Wedding Ring Jokes

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?

They both have rings!

Why is an engaged girl like a telephone?

Because they both have rings.