What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau?

A wedding ring!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

Wedding Ring Jokes More Wedding Ring Jokes

What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for?

Best before...

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.