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What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau?

A wedding ring!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

Wedding Ring Jokes More Wedding Ring Jokes

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.