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What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau?

A wedding ring!

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What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle?

Bike carbonate of soda!

What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone?

A fangster.

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Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau?

A wedding ring!

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How did the telephones get married?

In a double ring ceremony!

What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another?

A parson to parson call!