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Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

How do you weigh a whale?

On Whale Weigh Scales.