White Guy Jokes

What do you call four white guys in a band?

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What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys Warden.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys?

Coach.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by a group of black guys?

Coach.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 15 black guys?

Coach.

What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line.

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

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Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

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More storage space.

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What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

Why did we skip windows 9?

Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry