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Why is 11 afraid of 9?

Because ten, nine ate!

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What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

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What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

What's DJ Khaled's favourite number?

11, Because it has another 1.