Why is 11 afraid of 9?

Because ten, nine ate!

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How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

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Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly?

I n c o r r e c t l y