What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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What did the Oxen say to his son moving out?

Bison

What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison

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Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

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What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

What did MC Hammer name his son?

Arman.

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Why did the laptop memory have such a hard time in school?

Because he was SO-DIMM!

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.