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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

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What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

Buffalo Jokes More Buffalo Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

Bison!

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

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Why are teenage girls so much better at English than boys?

Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes.

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

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What was Spider Man's major in college?

Web Design.

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?

Bi-son

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.

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What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!