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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

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What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?

They both left bodies in four states.

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He felt really out of place.

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They Yak

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Bye, son.

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Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

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She gives birth to a boy.

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Because bears don't go to college.

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Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)