What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son.

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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)