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What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John

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What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

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What was that?

John says: "That was an atomic bomb"

What did one John say to the other John?

What's the matter You look flushed!

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What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

What did Elton John call his tribute to Mother Teresa?

Sandals in the Bin