What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John

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What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

How did you prepare for today?

Red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

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What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John

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What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.