What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John

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Why are football grounds odd?

Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!

What sits in the middle of the world wide web?

A very very big spider!

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

Whats in Olivia Newton's John?

Gomer's Pile

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What's Elton John's favorite kind of conditioner?

Levon.

What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John