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What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John

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What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

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What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

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What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.