What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John

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How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped?

Wall-sits.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

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Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

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Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John