What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John

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What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

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I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

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How bad is it?

John: "How bad is what "

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They have the same middle name!

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What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John