None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.
A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.
In a skeptic tank.
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
A pit bull coming back from the playground.
It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...
Cello?
They are both controlled by little green men.
We may never know the truth.
Play the national anthem
Stop playing it cagey!
By folding it in half.
Half of them are lyin'.
They're always rebooting.
Because attachments are forbidden
A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.
