None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.
A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.
In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
The A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale.
Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"
They didn't Czech his papers.
I think we should start seeing other sheeple.
They are both controlled by little green men.
Raisin' Bran.
It is a flossy compression method.
Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!
Because Ken always came in another box.
His toga size went from L to XL.
Me: i have no idea what he's for
I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.
Noe(L)...no "L"
Because he was always lost at C!
