None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.
A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.
In a skeptic tank.
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan.
A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.
"Nobody's perfect!"
Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).
John Cougar Mellencamp
He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.
Never enough.
You stop milking a cow after 14 years..
We may never know the truth.
They are both controlled by little green men.
What are our scientists doing
You get a tizzy signal!
Shar pei
Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!
They're always rebooting.
