How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

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How heavy is a photon?

I don't know, but it's probably light-weight

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

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How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood!

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How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

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What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What's the dumbest animal in the desert?

The Polar Bear

What kind of cat should you take into the desert?

A first aid kitty!

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Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

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Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

Why are you late Joseph?

Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"