Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
When it's down to it's last quarter.
They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.
Logger-rhythms.
You get mourning wood
Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.
This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.
None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
Because they are full of ISIS seamen.
A hot mess.
Because his stool so hard!
Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day
Because Joseph was Stalin.
Because Jesus WEPt.
