How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

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Whats that over there?

I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs

How does a crazy person get out of the woods?

They take the psychopath.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid

What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

Historian Jokes More Historian Jokes

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do you call ill-mannered burst of strong wind in the desert?

Darude Sandstorm.

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

Joseph Jokes More Joseph Jokes

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause they had a weigh in the manger.

Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.