None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
His hand caught fire.
A letter of marque(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letterofmarque).
Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.
Because he was deserted by his friends
Very tired feet.
Because he's always fighting pirates
Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...
I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.
Nobody. They're too angry at the mods at to care.
Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
Because Jesus WEPt.
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.
The ones in the mail of course!
MT (empty)
