None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
A Nguyen mill.
A Pho queue
The A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale.
In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)
They keep getting lost at sea.
Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*
Camal-Flage
Because they are full of ISIS seamen.
Because Joseph was Stalin.
He was Stalin.
He forgot his safe word.
Because he's a cross product.
They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)
Who cares? It's a relephant.
Dear sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright...
Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea