What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

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What was Jesus' reaction to being crucified?

He was cross.

Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

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Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

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How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.