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What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

Why did Xmen's Cyclops go to the doctors?

Because he needed laser eye surgery!

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Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead