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What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

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Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

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Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

What's a junkie's favorite videogame?

Need for Speed.

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What did the car-painter say to the carpenter?

You sound just like me!

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.