What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

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What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

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What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3.?

4. Prophet.