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What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

What was the preferred magazine of the bear that hung out behind the library?

Digest Readers.

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What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

What did tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll hang around.

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Where did I get my scarf?

It's a CVS receipt. You love it Oh thank you very much.

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.