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What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

Why don't Korean captains wear hats?

Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

Scarf Jokes More Scarf Jokes

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat?

A Neko.