What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

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What is a guy who hangs out with musicians called?

A singer

How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

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Why don't Korean captains wear hats?

Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

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What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves