What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

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What did the surfer say to David Carradine?

Hang tight

What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your boxer shorts?

Your grandma.

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What did the bra say to the hat?

You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

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What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit