Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

What did one earring say to the other?

You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

What do you call an Irish man that bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did Jesus say to the Mexicans?

Don't do anything until I get back

What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.