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Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How do black people get to Hogwarts?

They go through wall 9 3/5

How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Glue doorknobs to the walls.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

A Snapping Turtle

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

Replace the nails with screws.