Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

What's black and white stinks and hangs from a line?

A drip dry skunk.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

What do Pink Floyd & Dale Earnhart have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

What would Jesus's favorite gun be?

A nail gun

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft