What do you call a dead guy hanging on your wall?

Art.

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What do you call a girl hanging from a basketball rim?

Annette

Whats got wrinkles and hangs out your undies?

Your granny

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Why do you look out the window in the morning?

Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hits were The Wall.

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

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What do you call a dead guy hanging on your wall?

Art.

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal