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What do you call a dead guy hanging on your wall?

Art.

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What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

Art Jokes More Art Jokes

What's a statistician's favorite form of art?

Data-ism

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!

Dead Guy Jokes More Dead Guy Jokes

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

What do you call a dead guy hanging on your wall?

Art.