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What do you call a dead guy hanging on your wall?

Art.

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Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

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What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

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What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

What do you call a dead guy hanging on your wall?

Art.