Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

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What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

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What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead