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Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

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What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

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Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.